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Yo mamma so far that when they cremated her it made chicken salt.

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1. A Shakespearean character enters a gay bar...

Exit, pursued by a bear.

2. My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink…

No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.

3. I saw a neighbor talking to her cat today, it was hilarious that she thought her cat could understand her..

I went home and told my dog.

4. I ordered a Thesaurus recently, when it arrived all the pages were blank...

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5. Cleaning mirrors is a job

I can really see myself doing.

6. l raced with a barber and he won the the race.

He said that he had taken a shortcut.

7. Why haven't other intelligent life forms visited the solar system?

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